Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Direct Orders

You are under direct orders to rock out.
Rock out like it's your birthday.
Rock out like the neighbors are away.
Rock out like it's Saturday and Monday is a national holiday.
Rock out like you've just aced the hardest test of your life.
Rock out like you beat your parents to the phone and deleted the message from the school saying you were absent.
Rock out like you just beat the computer at the most impossible round of solitaire.
Rock out like it's graduation day and you made it even though you weren't supposed to.
Rock out like you've just got accepted to college.
Rock out like somebodys got a barrel pointed at your temple saying "Rock out like your life depended on it, fool." because it does.
Rock out like you've just won a state championship.
Rock out like he just said hi to you.
Rock out like music is the only thing you've got left.
Rock out like you're a 5 year old in a candy shop.
Rock out like you''ll never have to open a textbook again.
Rock out like you just made that yellow light.
Rock out like you just got a rose on the bachelor.
Rock out like Miley didn't get invited to the party in the USA.
Rock out like your Kayne West and just interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech.
Rock out like he just dumped "her".
Rock out like they just found a cure for cancer.
Rock out like it's your last day to live.
Rock out like you've just caught up with the Kardashians.

4 comments:

  1. Rock out like it's graduation day and you made it even though you weren't supposed to. . . thats good one

    ReplyDelete
  2. I assume you're refering to me, as the male who just said hi to you. A pretty good list if I do say so myself. I do love the Kardashians. They're pretty hard to keep up with though.

    ReplyDelete
  3. I like this! i like the text book one cuz to tell you the truth i hate text books so yeah good job!!

    ReplyDelete
  4. Im like a dog chaseing a car, i wouldn't know what id do if i ever caught a kardashian

    ReplyDelete